What ryhmes with defibrillator?

I have had the song "bleeding love" in my head for days. I find myself breaking into the chorus at the most random times. And it is almost always accompanied by eyes closing and popsinger-esqu hand motions. So I have been singing it around the house, and when I go to do laundry at the house across from the garage. Until finally its germs were so contagious that the girl across from the garage couldnt help but join in! And this opened up a discussion about just who gruesom a song that is. Veins and bleeding...(jerry seinfeld voice) whats the deal with that? So we decided that this, and other songs, have been inspired by the new trend of hospital shows. ER and Grey's Anatomy have caused such gory songs. And as we laughed hysterically at our clever find, we both burst into song about how love shocks like a defibrillator (pause as we think of something that ryhmes) and I cant wait to see you laterrrr! Stay tuned for more songs about blood, guts, and other life saving tools.

Its administrative professionals day. If you have an administrative professional in your life, please recognize them. Where would all the pipe smoking millionaires in this world be without their trusty assistants? I was lucky enough to receive flowers and a little ceramic turtle from my boss. I have named him Timmy the turtle. He's chilling with me as I type. Super cool turtle that Timmy is. And being that this joyus holiday falls on a Wednesday, we should combine the names and call it "Hump and Administrative Proffessional Day!" Pure genius! Make a card for that, Hallmark!

I got the sweetest email today. I have been pretty darn sick the last few weeks with terrible allergies that turned into a nasty sinus infection that turned into antibiotics that have made my stomach so sick. With 2 jobs, various babysitting gigs, and a social life I feel like I haven't the time to sit home and wallow in how bad I feel. I'm no saint, I definitely have my whiny times. But a lady from work commended me, and who doesnt like a good old fashioned compliment you didnt even ask for? It went a little something like...

"That’s just it....you don’t complain....you are just about the toughest person I know. I know you’ve had some hard times, but you’re a good example of someone who uses those experiences to turn things around....you don’t let yourself wallow in it. That’s kind of like a big deal, ya know!"

Wow, what a great day this has been so far already! Timmy, flowers, and one of the nicest emails Ive received. Yeah, life is pretty great!